Touching Her Meat Experiments
Guys, I’m not fucking kidding. This is a real fucking dance. Learned this shit back in 1982 from Alfonzo Robero. So I would like a little appreciation. Fuck off. I’m out bitches! Camp is over! PS: Camp is over!
Beth, who is a strict vegetarian, couldn’t handle touching her meat experiments with her own hands, so she had cadaver hands surgically implanted to replace her own hands. Unfortunately, because the dead hands have a foul odor and look like rotting meat, she must always wear gloves.
I’ll slice a bitch that hassles me in the suburbs. I’ll be all like “This ain’t the ghetto muthafuckah. You can’t just hassle a bitch in the suburbs.” Then I’ll kick him in the nuts til he cries.
Holiday Flathead
Ornamental screw-time
Baby lost her left arm
Screwing around on the dirt farm
Believe my face, or lying ass
The ball shall come, and the screw shall pass
Orgy On Your Birthday
Wait, Did you say you were given a yacht? Or did you say you like tater tots on your birthday? Or did you say you smoked pot with your neighbors in a hot tub on a roof and things got our of control, and had an orgy on your birthday? What did you say?
Goddamn it Pedro. I am so tired of your fucking fits. Every time we tell you NO, you hold your breath and light yourself on fire. This time, we’re not giving in. you can’t spend the night at Juan’s, and now he can just stand there and watch you burn. Burn motherfucker, burn.
I’m not sure Barney. But I will look into it. It does seem quite familiar. Yes, yes it does. I think it’s my wife’s big ass. But what would it be doing all the way out here by Trixie’s. You know Trixie, she teaches all those men how to “Read”, if you know what I mean, HAHAHAHA!
Three time champion Mickey “Happy Trail” Ferguson competes for his 4th title in the Penetration Olympics, Long Jump Penetration event. He can accurately stick a penis-first landing from a record-breaking distance of 28 feet.
Welcome to England, a country where nut-flying-judging has become a national pastime. Wow, this judge is really into this… wait a minute, is that Hugh Downs?
Ticket, Trumpet, Ticket, Trumpet
One gains entrance
And the other grants wishes
Ticket, Trumpet, Ticket, Trumpet
They’re lifelong roomies
With nasty butt boomies
Ticket, Trumpet, You’re all our friends tonight!
Damn, I knew I should have won that bet. I didn’t think my own brother would blindfold me, take my clothes off and push me into a bull fighting ring during mating season. PS: I think I’m gonna like it… shh! Don’t tell!
Big Balancing Balls! Russian acrobat demonstrates his amazing ability to balance on his own testicles! Fuuuuuucked… Up!
The Fire-Crotch Kid has a hot diggity ding dong!
silllllyy
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